*crackle*

Remind me not to wear fleece, especially new fleece, in the winter... for it turns me into a danger to myself, anyone near me, and unsuspecting electronics. Fleece + winter's dry air + me = Crackling Superball of Shocking Static Electrical Death™! For evidence, read my previous treatments: Karma? and Spectacular electronic death. No incident occurred today, but something rather ominous happened. Well, it would have been ominous if it wasn't so common... Anyway, I was taking off my fleece jacket (new one I got for Christmas) and all I heard was very loud crackling. All I felt was a large, powerful static field surrounding me. It's just a matter of time...

That is all.