February 14, 2007

Happy What?

Happy VD, everybody!

With it being Valentine's Day, and me saying this would come, I thought I'd present an update to my search keywords. And to tie it in with VD, there are a few searches looking for porn. As for my comments, you know the drill.

Circus swirlies
circus courtenay
circus swirl decals

Clothed swirlies
normal jeans
measurements of a swirlie skirt

More swinging swirlies
knicker aerial swing

Funny swirlies
funny swirlies
blockbuster comical

Very specific swirlies
women with nausea and uneasy stomach in the afternoon
lcd monitor burnt smell and display for few seconds before going black

Little Shop of Swirlies
rare plastic plants audrey II

Lego swirlies
lego decals samples

Random swirlies
Heidi Hovers [I'm 2nd on Google! This matches two of my Choose Your Own Adventure story posts.]
blue swirlie
Swirlies building
comments Braefoot Elementary
FIRETRUCK SHOWS

Finding swirlies
swirlies blog
swinginswirlie msn spaces
swirlies house of pancake blog ['Swirlies' is apparently the name of a band and 'House of Pancake' is the title of one of their songs.]

And now...
Porn swirlies
swirlies porn [#5 result!]
porn swirlies [#5 result!]
lesbian swirlies [#2 result!]
swirlies lesbian [#2 result!]
swirlie lesbian [TOP result! Again, thanks Sara.]
arlanda pole dancing [#6 result!]


And now for something completely different...
This morning on my drive to work, I saw three school busses in the span of about ten seconds, one of which I followed briefly. I read the back, as I've done often enough, and read the standard "DO NOT PASS WHEN RED LIGHTS FLASHING" text. Now, this is what doesn't make sense to me. The red lights are meant to keep drivers from passing a school bus because kids will be crossing the road in front of the bus. This is just stupid. We've always taught people NOT to cross in front of a bus because you can't see what might be coming. By having these flashing warning lights and telling kids to cross, you're basically teaching them that it's OK to cross in front of a bus. wtf?! Not to mention the part about teaching them to jaywalk, since school busses never pick up or drop off at a crosswalk. "OK kids, let's cross in front of the bus in the middle of the block. But remember, never ever cross in front of busses and only cross at intersections and crosswalks!" *shakes head*

That is all.

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At 16/2/07 10:02 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to state for the record, that I am not, in fact, a lesbian. The only girl I'm dating is myself (I just can't stay mad at... me...):P

 

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