March 20, 2007

Spring cometh

So spring officially begins at 5:09pm PDT today. And as Tennyson once wrote, "In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love." Or porn and sex, as the case may be. I was checking out my search keywords, as has become a hobby of mine, and March has turned up some interesting searches so far. I've had eight searches involving 'porn', one search for 'hooker hangouts vancouver', and one search for 'how much would you pay for a hooker'. Indeed. Surprisingly, I haven't had any Sara-related ('lesbian polyamourism') searches recently.

Other less sex-related searches include eleven that are related to my Canada Post shipping rant, two related to burnt electronics, and many swirlies. I also had one search for 'sleemans bear buy uk'. I can only assume they meant 'beer'. Otherwise, did you know that Sleeman's sold bears?

From the poem Locksley Hall.

That is all.

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At 24/3/07 12:01 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm starting to get the feeling that you're actually never going to let me live that down. You're still going to be bugging me when we're both in our 90s and people react to the thought of either of us having sex with revulsion.

 

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