C is for Cookie... Carving!

The other night I was at a friend's martini and pumpkin carving party. I can't remember the last time I had carved a pumpkin, but I had a simple idea for a fun one. The results are below. I think it worked out quite well!


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Happy Thanksgiving!

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I'm continually amazed...

About ten minutes ago, I witnessed another shining example of the worst of human stupidity... one that greatly deserves to be forcibly castrated. Then shot, just to be sure. I pulled out of my garage and backed onto the street, which at this time and in this city is usually dead quiet. I finished backing up and looked forward and immediately saw said example come flying past going probably about 100kph ON THE WRONG FUCKING SIDE OF THE ROAD. As soon as he hit the intersection, he swerved back to the normal side. Now, the section he was coming from has a barrier along the entire block, so he had to either have been on that side the whole time or he had pulled out of a driveway on that block. I don't know. It happened too quickly for me to see clearly, or to get his plates, or I would have called it in to 911. As it is, I probably should have because I could have given a general description of the vehicle and a direction of travel and location. Where's the Hand of God (or the Monty Python Foot) when you need it?

That is all.